Two and a Half Men - British Chart Performance

TV-Episodes by Two and a Half Men

Title Highest Position Date Buy
Pilot 81 11 Feb 2011 £0.99 buy
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 85 12 Sep 2020 £2.49 buy
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 73 05 Nov 2021 £2.49 buy
I Can't Afford Hyenas 84 19 Oct 2020 £2.49 buy
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 34 14 Jun 2022 £2.49 buy
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 75 21 May 2020 £2.49 buy
Season 3, Episode 6: Hi Mr. Horned One 56 01 Mar 2024 £2.49 buy
Season 3, Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do 76 06 May 2023 £2.49 buy
Season 3, Episode 22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie 74 06 May 2023 £2.49 buy
Walnuts and Demerol 74 29 Nov 2020 £2.49 buy
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 68 10 Jun 2020 £2.49 buy
Season 5, Episode 4: City of Great Racks 50 08 Mar 2023 £2.49 buy
Our Leather Gear Is In the Guest Room 37 30 Jan 2024 £2.49 buy
Kinda Like Necrophilia 55 15 May 2022 £2.49 buy
Fish In a Drawer 92 25 Jul 2021 £2.49 buy
Taterhead Is Our Love Child 31 25 Feb 2024 £2.49 buy
A Jock Strap in Hell 44 15 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
It's Always Nazi Week 48 15 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
Best H.O. Money Can Buy 50 15 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
Thank God for Scoliosis 62 29 Jun 2020 £2.49 buy
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 65 29 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
818-jklpuzo 45 25 Feb 2010 £2.49 buy
Whipped Unto the Third Generation 50 25 Feb 2010 £2.49 buy
Mmm, Fish. Yum. 47 02 Mar 2010 £2.49 buy
I'd Like to Start with the Cat 71 29 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 39 02 Mar 2010 £2.49 buy
My Son's Enormous Head 52 30 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
For the Sake of the Child 38 11 Mar 2010 £2.49 buy
The Two-Finger Rule 43 30 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 49 30 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
Give Me Your Thumb 43 09 Mar 2010 £2.49 buy
Untainted By Filth 47 16 Mar 2010 £2.49 buy
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle 37 08 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 41 08 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room’ 67 23 Mar 2010 £2.49 buy
Warning, It's Dirty 64 30 Mar 2010 £2.49 buy
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 55 30 Mar 2010 £2.49 buy
Yay, No Polyps! 44 10 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
Crude and Uncalled For 41 10 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche 40 10 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
Tinkle Like a Princess 42 10 Aug 2023 £2.49 buy
Season 7, Episode 16: Tinkle Like a Princess 75 06 May 2023 £2.49 buy
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 45 17 Feb 2011 £2.49 buy
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 43 15 Feb 2011 £2.49 buy
A Pudding-filled Cactus 43 23 Feb 2011 £2.49 buy
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 40 02 Mar 2011 £2.49 buy
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 30 09 Mar 2011 £2.49 buy
Twanging Your Magic Clanger 15 15 Mar 2011 £2.49 buy
The Crazy Bitch Gazette 21 23 Mar 2011 £2.49 buy
Springtime On a Stick 26 29 Mar 2011 £2.49 buy
A Good Time In Central Africa 27 05 Apr 2011 £2.49 buy
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 20 13 Apr 2011 £2.49 buy
Dead from the Waist Down 16 19 Apr 2011 £2.49 buy
Chocolate Diddlers 30 27 Apr 2011 £2.49 buy
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 29 03 May 2011 £2.49 buy
Lookin' for Japanese Subs 37 11 May 2011 £2.49 buy
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 28 18 May 2011 £2.49 buy
That Darn Priest 29 25 May 2011 £2.49 buy
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 2 24 Sep 2011 £2.49 buy
People Who Love Peepholes 5 12 Oct 2011 £2.49 buy
Big Girls Don't Throw Food 5 20 Oct 2011 £2.49 buy
Nine Magic Fingers 6 26 Oct 2011 £2.49 buy
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 7 02 Nov 2011 £2.49 buy
The Squat and Hover 6 09 Nov 2011 £2.49 buy
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 4 16 Nov 2011 £2.49 buy
Thanks for the Intercourse 5 23 Nov 2011 £2.49 buy
Frodo's Headshots 5 30 Nov 2011 £2.49 buy
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 6 07 Dec 2011 £2.49 buy
A Lovely Landing Strip 63 28 Feb 2012 £2.49 buy
One False Move, Zimbabwe! 1 20 Dec 2011 £2.49 buy
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 20 08 Mar 2012 £2.49 buy
A Possum On Chemo 13 13 Mar 2012 £2.49 buy
The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack 14 20 Mar 2012 £2.49 buy
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 24 28 Mar 2012 £2.49 buy
Not in My Mouth 18 03 Apr 2012 £2.49 buy
The War Against Gingivitis 16 10 Apr 2012 £2.49 buy
Palmdale, Ech 16 18 Apr 2012 £2.49 buy
Grandma's Pie 15 25 Apr 2012 £2.49 buy
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 16 02 May 2012 £2.49 buy
Why We Gave Up Woman 11 10 May 2012 £2.49 buy
The Straw In My Donut Hole 9 16 May 2012 £2.49 buy
Oh look! Al-Qaeda! 7 22 May 2012 £2.49 buy
I Changed My Mind About the Milk 25 02 Oct 2012 £2.49 buy
A Big Bag of Dog 38 11 Oct 2012 £2.49 buy
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 36 17 Oct 2012 £2.49 buy
You Know What the Lollipop Is For 39 24 Oct 2012 £2.49 buy
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 27 30 Oct 2012 £2.49 buy
Ferrets, attack! 41 06 Nov 2012 £2.49 buy
Avoid the Chinese Mustard 45 15 Nov 2012 £2.49 buy
I Scream When I Pee 99 20 Feb 2013 £2.49 buy
Give Santa a Tail-hole 69 20 Dec 2012 £2.49 buy
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 63 26 Mar 2013 £2.49 buy
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 100 10 Apr 2013 £2.49 buy
The 9:04 from Pemberton 81 16 Apr 2013 £2.49 buy
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon. 77 24 Apr 2013 £2.49 buy
Bazinga! That's from a TV Show 55 30 Apr 2013 £2.49 buy
Another Night With Neil Diamond 40 08 May 2013 £1.19 buy
My Bodacious Vidalia 42 14 May 2013 £2.49 buy
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped 39 22 May 2013 £2.49 buy
Nangnangnangnang 32 17 Oct 2013 £2.49 buy
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 32 24 Oct 2013 £2.49 buy
This Unblessed Biscuit 34 30 Oct 2013 £2.49 buy
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 25 05 Nov 2013 £2.49 buy
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 30 12 Nov 2013 £2.49 buy
Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants 23 21 Nov 2013 £2.49 buy
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 77 27 Nov 2021 £2.49 buy
Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room 32 21 Jan 2014 £2.49 buy
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 37 29 Jan 2014 £2.49 buy
On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer! 36 04 Feb 2014 £2.49 buy
Tazed in the Lady Nuts 62 11 Feb 2014 £2.49 buy
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 33 19 Feb 2014 £2.49 buy
Bite Me, Supreme Court 55 26 Feb 2014 £2.49 buy
Three Fingers of Créme de Menthe 48 04 Mar 2014 £2.49 buy
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 84 12 Mar 2014 £2.49 buy
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 64 19 Mar 2014 £2.49 buy
Welcome Home, Jake 48 25 Mar 2014 £2.49 buy
West Side Story 61 23 Apr 2014 £2.49 buy
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang 48 24 Apr 2014 £2.49 buy
The Ol' Mexican Spinach 57 07 Nov 2014 £2.49 buy
A Chic Bar In Ibiza 45 14 Nov 2014 £2.49 buy
Glamping in a Yurt 45 21 Nov 2014 £2.49 buy
Alan Shot a Little Girl 48 28 Jan 2015 £2.49 buy
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey 59 10 Feb 2015 £2.49 buy
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 78 18 Feb 2015 £2.49 buy
Here I Come, Pants! 80 25 Feb 2015 £2.49 buy
Of Course He's Dead Part 1 and 2 39 07 Apr 2015 £2.49 buy

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